“I can tell you, then, that you may divide all women according to the beauty of their legs. Those who have pretty legs, and who know the concealed truth to be sweeter than all illusions, are the truly gallant women, who look you in the face, who have the genuine courage of a good conscience. But if they took to wearing trousers, where would their gallantry be?” ― Isak Dinesen, Seven Gothic Tales

“I can tell you, then, that you may divide all women according to the beauty of their legs. Those who have pretty legs, and who know the concealed truth to be sweeter than all illusions, are the truly gallant women, who look you in the face, who have the genuine courage of a good conscience. But if they took to wearing trousers, where would their gallantry be?” 
― Isak DinesenSeven Gothic Tales

“The paradise in women is not the v-shape manipulation between their legs, or the two lovely bombs, set on their bosom that can blast any strong, holy spirit filled individual, but that part of her that cannot be described, yet can only be felt.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson

“The paradise in women is not the v-shape manipulation between their legs, 
or the two lovely bombs, set on their bosom that can blast any strong, holy spirit filled individual, but that part of her that cannot be described, yet can only be felt.” 
― Michael Bassey Johnson

I think when you’re an adult you start to like the very things that make you different. If you obsess about some defect, you make it obvious to everyone, and suddenly everyone is staring at just that defect. It’s always like that. The more you hide something, the more it shows. But when you accept your defect, suddenly no one on earth sees it anymore. –Audrey Tautou, in an interview in Allure magazine

I think when you’re an adult you start to like the very things that make you different. If you obsess about some defect, you make it obvious to everyone, and suddenly everyone is staring at just that defect. It’s always like that. The more you hide something, the more it shows. But when you accept your defect, suddenly no one on earth sees it anymore. –Audrey Tautou, in an interview in Allure magazine

Maybe there is a countrywhere all of us live,all of us freakswho aren’t able to giveour loyalty to fat old fools,the crooks and thugswho wear the uniformthat gives them the rightto wave a flag,puff out their chests,put their feet on our necks,and break their own rules.
But from where we areit doesn’t look like a country,it’s more like the cracksthat grow between bordersbehind their backs.That’s where I live.And I’ll be happy to say,“I never learned your customs.I don’t remember your languageor know your ways.I must befrom another country.”–Imtiaz Dharker, “They’ll say, ‘She must be from another country’”

Maybe there is a country
where all of us live,
all of us freaks
who aren’t able to give
our loyalty to fat old fools,
the crooks and thugs
who wear the uniform
that gives them the right
to wave a flag,
puff out their chests,
put their feet on our necks,
and break their own rules.

But from where we are
it doesn’t 
look like a country,
it’s more like the cracks
that grow between borders
behind their backs.
That’s where I live.
And I’ll be happy to say,
“I never learned your customs.
I don’t remember your language
or know your ways.
I must be
from another country.”
–Imtiaz Dharker, “They’ll say, ‘She must be from another country’”

rut roh

rut roh

A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.

One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.’

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!
You’ve been playing golf!’

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You rarely have time for everything you want in this life, so you have to make choices. And hopefully your choices can come from a deep sense of who you are.
Fred Rogers

You rarely have time for everything you want in this life, so you have to make choices. And hopefully your choices can come from a deep sense of who you are.

Fred Rogers


For the first time in months, I felt together. Sharp. In hurting myself, I had at last found a way to release the pressure.But it was more than that. I was now different. I felt different. I’d discovered a way to control my feelings. Just because self-mutilation wasn’t deemed an acceptable coping mechanism didn’t mean I was going to stop doing it. –Victoria Leatham, Bloodletting: A Memoir of Secrets, Self-Harm, and Survival

For the first time in months, I felt together. Sharp. In hurting myself, I had at last found a way to release the pressure.
But it was more than that. I was now different. I felt different. I’d discovered a way to control my feelings. Just because self-mutilation wasn’t deemed an acceptable coping mechanism didn’t mean I was going to stop doing it. –Victoria Leatham, Bloodletting: A Memoir of Secrets, Self-Harm, and Survival

Sabine tried to start a conversation again, but I still had a kind of knot. Sabine was more than a bit more experienced then I was. I felt how she slowly moved nearer, until I could feel her soft and warm body very close to mine. Our bodies touched form time to time and for me each touch was a deeply arousing impact. I was nervous as I had never been before. Finally Sabine looked deep into my eyes. Her hand first gently touched my shoulder. I closed my eyes. She softly moved to my face, very tender. Then I felt her lips on mine. They tasted me very gently, very softly. I couldn’t resist to open my mouth lightly for her tongue and her tongue easily slid into my mouth and for the very first time I deeply French kissed with another woman. It was great; my heart still raced.The thought if it was correct to kiss a woman only came to me for a very short moment. Too good were the feelings and too aroused was I. This kissed at this moment just was the best kiss I ever had. While we still kissed her soft hands gently began to move, began to explore my inexperienced, aroused body. 

Sabine tried to start a conversation again, but I still had a kind of knot. Sabine was more than a bit more experienced then I was. I felt how she slowly moved nearer, until I could feel her soft and warm body very close to mine. Our bodies touched form time to time and for me each touch was a deeply arousing impact. I was nervous as I had never been before. Finally Sabine looked deep into my eyes. Her hand first gently touched my shoulder. I closed my eyes. She softly moved to my face, very tender. Then I felt her lips on mine. They tasted me very gently, very softly. 

I couldn’t resist to open my mouth lightly for her tongue and her tongue easily slid into my mouth and for the very first time I deeply French kissed with another woman. It was great; my heart still raced.

The thought if it was correct to kiss a woman only came to me for a very short moment. Too good were the feelings and too aroused was I. This kissed at this moment just was the best kiss I ever had. While we still kissed her soft hands gently began to move, began to explore my inexperienced, aroused body. 

it was about at this time that Beth realized why The Wilsons said that no  tuna casserole was needed for the dinner party even though they were planning to “eat in” that night

it was about at this time that Beth realized why The Wilsons said that no  tuna casserole was needed for the dinner party even though they were planning to “eat in” that night