You know you are kinky when………………Part III
you haunt the dollar stores for “pervertibles”
…you’ve got a toy chest bigger than the one in your 6 year old son’s room.
…the local Leather hobby shop offers you a business account.
…your children ask if they can borrow your “costumes” for Halloween.
…your body piercings set off the metal detectors at the court house.
…you need two separate packing and moving crews….one to pack and move the furniture and belongings, and the other to pack and move the “furniture” and “belongings”.
…you choose your new house based on it’s location: convenient to the leather store, easily directed to by your friends and the local ambulance drivers, and just a mile from the emergency room.
…you become a locksmith to avoid having to make embarassing calls at 2 A.M.
…the local Home Depot has set you up with a business account…and you are not a contractor or an electrician.
…you move to another city, and the hardware store in your old hometown goes out of business because you don’t buy there anymore.
…escape artists come to you for advice.
…you say Vanilla like it’s a bad word.
…you can’t pass by an iron fence without drooling.
…you know the location of every tack shop in the tri-state area.
